(500) days of johnny.

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

I mean…