(500) days of johnny.

hummelberry:

hummelberry:

i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?

google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people

“I was actually listing Hitchcock movies … What I’m really trying to say is I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you, that you’re afraid to share with anyone; Because I love you that much.” (2009)

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

darrynek:

a true american hero

darrynek:

a true american hero

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

michaxl:

michaxl:

what if you could reverse fart

like

image

aquarlus:

aquarlus:

guess who just got laid

off :(