(500) days of johnny.

k1ss:

Class of 420

timitation:

my current dating strategy

byebyebarbie:

I was really shocked to see that Tim Burton had chosen Johnny Depp to star in his next film

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

mintblondie:

it doesn’t matter if you love him

or capital H A M

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

hahahahahahaaha:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

dietchola:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER OH MY GOD YES

“OH MY GORD TROMPOLEEN”

omg i cant even breathe omg, why do i find this so hilarious why omg i cant even

einsteinonacid:

I really tried to capture his facial expression.

vvrists:

i used to go to this school and i am embarrassed for everyone that goes there

islandlocal:

just the usual handshake

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

zombisexual: